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Last updated: 14 June 1997
Two guys rented a boat, rowed out onto the bay and caught a couple of huge snappers.
"We should mark the spot", said one of them,"how about we paint a big black X on the bottom of the boat?"
"That's no good", the other one said.
"Next time we might not get the same boat."
Twin brothers were named Joe and John Jones. The unmarried brother was the proud owner of a dilapidated boat. It happened that John's wife died the same time that Joe's boat sank...
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...get into her at the same time and it was too much for her. She cracked down the middle."
The old lady fainted.
Two morons, Tom and Jack, were sitting in a bar one day, when two fishermen walked in with 2 huge trout. One of the morons asked where the guys got the fish and the fishermen told them that they go down to the bridge, one guy would hold the other by the ankles until a fish was caught.
The morons figured that they could do that.
After holding Tom for about 20 minutes, Jack asked Tom if he had anything and the reply was "no." About 20 more minutes passes, so Jack asked again, and again the reply was "no." Finally, Tom yelled "Pull me up!! Pull me up!!" Jack exclaimed "Ya got one?"
Tom said "No! a train is coming!!"
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife, "Something has just came up. I have a chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away. So pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas. I'll be home in an hour to pick them up."
He goes home in a hurry and grabs everything and rushes off.
A week later he returns.
His wife asks, "Did you have a good trip , dear?"
He says, "Oh yes, great! But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas." His wife smiles and says, "Oh no I did'nt. I put them in your tackle box!"
Bob and Joe were fishing for fingermark in a boat one morning. "How do you decided which side of the boat to fish from?" Bob asked.
"Well, that depends...if I wake up and I see my wife lying on her right side, I'll fish on the right side, and if she's lying on her left side, then I'll fish on the left side." Joe replied.
"Oh! And...what if she's lying on her back?" questioned Bob.
"Then I don't go fishing."
Three mates went fishing down the local quayside one day and decided to go thirds in a case of beer. A few hours later with no fish...and no beer left, the happy trio began to make a nuisance of themselves and shortly afterwards...the police arrived.
They quickly banded together and decided to give false names based on the eateries nearby.
When asked by the policeman to give their names, the first angler replied, "I'm McDonalds."
"Oh! A smartass." replied the man in blue.
"What's your name then?" he asked the second angler, and he replied "I'm Long John Silvers."
"Oh! Another smartass." frowned the officer.
"Now what's your name then?" the policeman asked the third angler.
The last of the drunken trio said, "I'm Ken."
"Well, Ken, at least one of you blokes has some sense. What's your surname, Ken?"
Ken replied, "Tucky Fried Chicken Sir."
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